Monday, May 4, 2009

The USB Absinthe Spoon


Here comes another USB invention - The USB Absinthe Spoon.

Frankly, since USB was introduced to the world we do not have a lacking of invention that makes use of this portal; like the USB Beverage Chiller, USB Air Purifier, USB Turntable, USB Speakers, USB’s that looks like a Squid, a Duck and pieces of sushi are among the creations.
And that’s just probably a fraction of what’s really out there.
Anyway, the question of this USB Absinthe Spoon’s usability is how often do we really drink Absinthe and why would we need a long thing like that sticking out of our USB Port? Beats me; Absinthe is not really an everyday drink unless you’re an alcoholic seeking for a new high.
For those of you who are in the dark about what Absinthe is, it’s just an alcohol beverage with about 70% ALCOHOL in it! That’s almost 50% more than the usual liquors out there. It’s bitter as hell, which is why this spoon is invented so that people can sieve the bitter liquid through sugar.
Word has it that this USB has a 2Gig memory and it’s still a prototype. You can perhaps get one HERE, if you can come up with a good enough reason why they should hand it to you. Oh did I mention that Absinthe is ban in the US cause drinking it will make you see green fairies flying around? Well, now you know :)

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